The 5 things u don't want to say to a girl

1. never call your girlfriend a witch/demon unless she is.
2. you don't have to open the front door I have a ladder😃
3. Never act bad/inappropriate when meeting the parents,it will already be hard enough.
4. Don't tell her you are a criminal even if u are.
5. If the parents offer u more than 3 cups worth of alcohol tell them u still have 2 drive home.
BONUS: where A suit and tie